Post something funny.
The 1000th post will get 1 month free VIP
WARNING: No double posting, no useless posts and no multi-account.
I'll start first!
In Japanese, the number 4 is an extremely lucky number! Why? because its associated with the word "to die" (死ぬ). So if you want someone to die, you yell out "SHI NE" (死ね) to them and watch Kami gib him to death.
Update: Changed target to 100th post.